Jonathan: You know, that's the only reason I would want to be President of the United States? So I could see what our emergency protocols in the case of an extra-terrestrial incursion are.
Manda L: Hahaha
Manda L: Wow
Jonathan: You know they've got to have them.
I don't remember the actual numbers so I'm gonna make up numbers to make my point. -Jonathan
You're really dwarfy today. -Jonathan
Quiet, I'm trying to listen to Satan! -Jonathan
Jonathan: I'm having a much easier time destroying the world today than I was last night
"I'm a crowd ninja!"- Jonathan
On the human(oid) brain: "It's a logic machine that's squishy!"
