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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Jonathan's Wisdom

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Jonathan: You know, that's the only reason I would want to be President of the United States? So I could see what our emergency protocols in the case of an extra-terrestrial incursion are.
Manda L: Hahaha
Manda L: Wow
Jonathan: You know they've got to have them.

I don't remember the actual numbers so I'm gonna make up numbers to make my point. -Jonathan

You're really dwarfy today. -Jonathan

Quiet, I'm trying to listen to Satan! -Jonathan



Jonathan: I'm having a much easier time destroying the world today than I was last night

"I'm a crowd ninja!"
- Jonathan

On the human(oid) brain: "It's a logic machine that's squishy!"

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